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Bort

I would like to recognize Bort Valade as an outstanding citizen of the world. I can only hope to one day re-unite and join forces with this nomadic creature.

Here is an original Bort from his series,

"what if you had a party and everyone was dogs"

Too Much Time

Fuckin' miracles...how do they work?

Now for some stock photography

How come we don't talk any more?
Probably because of stuff like this:

That is almost exactly how I feel about everyone who lives in Jacksonville, except for all the sluts who go to Crunchy Sunday, because they are sluts, future housewives of 'merica, and there is only so much you can feel for a hussy like that. Amen.

Anyway, I think the director took some hints from this:


Is it possible that St. Vincent will end up a scary owl-based woman, like Tim Tebow's mom? Yes. Do I hope for such things? Absolutely not.

I hope all is well. Are you taking care of yourself? Lots of vitamins? Drink plenty of water? Eating healthy, exercise? Good. Take care of yourself, It's important.

PEOPLE'S POLL

"You’re either blowing people’s minds or putting them to sleep, and there’s nothing in between."

from http://www.copyblogger.com/does-my-content-suck/

SO WHICH AM I DOING? A little bit of both a mediocre maniac makes.

"3. Effective bloggers are analytical

Successful bloggers don’t work or live in a bubble."

http://www.copyblogger.com/effective-blog-habits/

OKAY. This reminds me of all my college classes, in which the oppression of women is a hot topic. Charlotte P.G. RIP

ANYWAY, people used to write books which told how women were supposed to live in the private sphere of the home, be the Angel of the House, and so on. 

AND HERE THEY ARE trying to tell me how to blog, and how to live.

I SHALL DO WHAT I PLEASE with my free slice of Internet. 

Just Some Vague Things

Things I see. 

Second Floor Door to Nowhere

I painted eyes on my eyelids to freak out Goldflakes

Goldflakes Harvey sleeping backwards on the edge of her bed

Spagett with a Guinea Pig friend

Turd-Witch decoration in the other hallway. What a wormy old turdwitch. 

What Am I??

What the hell is this thing? Answer after the jump.

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Astral Projection

WOW DEE WOW-WOW! Astral Projection is A-OK with me!

LEWK @ MY BEAUTIFUL PORTRAIT!~~~~

 ...can you tell who has inspired me lately? Sean Terrence Best!

~World Famous Artist~ & Creator Of YVETTESBRIDALFORMAL.COM


ALSO; Thu Tran is amazing.

Adjustable Number-Pedic

If I ever get really, really old and can't function, or if I become 600 pounds and...can't function, or if I become paralyzed and physically can't kill myself...I just want the most bangin' ass bed in the world. If I am one day confined to a bed, and comfort is all I have left, I will surely need to sleep on a freaking cloud.

Here's how it would be.

Adjustable reclining positions, for when I'm fidgety. Controlled by remote control.

http://www.fastfurnishings.com/Value-Flex-Adjustable-Bed-Base-no-mattress-remote-p/f_80157a.htm

A Sleep Number mattress with adjustable firmness. Hopefully I'll have someone confined to bed with me.

http://www.selectcomfort.ca/








And most importantly, the cloud part. My mattress would probably have to be custom-made as a Sleep Number AND a Tempur-Pedic Cloud bed. I imagine it is a very comfortable mattress. I hope I won't be disappointed...or have to get it, because I'd be confined to a bed. Anyway, this website is kind of lulzy.

http://megamattressdiscount.com/cloud.html

I checked in, and it wasn't good

It was GREAT!