Adjustable Number-Pedic

If I ever get really, really old and can't function, or if I become 600 pounds and...can't function, or if I become paralyzed and physically can't kill myself...I just want the most bangin' ass bed in the world. If I am one day confined to a bed, and comfort is all I have left, I will surely need to sleep on a freaking cloud.

Here's how it would be.

Adjustable reclining positions, for when I'm fidgety. Controlled by remote control.

http://www.fastfurnishings.com/Value-Flex-Adjustable-Bed-Base-no-mattress-remote-p/f_80157a.htm

A Sleep Number mattress with adjustable firmness. Hopefully I'll have someone confined to bed with me.

http://www.selectcomfort.ca/








And most importantly, the cloud part. My mattress would probably have to be custom-made as a Sleep Number AND a Tempur-Pedic Cloud bed. I imagine it is a very comfortable mattress. I hope I won't be disappointed...or have to get it, because I'd be confined to a bed. Anyway, this website is kind of lulzy.

http://megamattressdiscount.com/cloud.html