I Whip My Whip Back and Forth

"The ones that I think will scare me, I just don't enlarge the picture." ~Goldflakes about my artwork

I have been uploading lots of artworks here.
http://www.pa-g.co/index.php?p=view_portfolio&u=117

 

The Goldflake Clown

   Here's some great pictures.

The Corn Pops Meal belonging to Goldflakes.

Joel's Smoke Detector with a weird little goblinface.

Mushroom Truck

Feature Presentation

And now for our feature presentation:
Killer Purses by Goldflakes (feat. Mangle Jangles as Sally the Russian vampire)

Bort's Report

Something beautiful just happened to Goldflakes.
We'll see it soon.

In other news, Bort says it is raining.
In his heart.

I got done
watching Super High Me
(starring Drog Bonson).

I had one
minute left to spare
before

my crops withered
on Adolt Swom's
Hemp Tycoon.




BLORSTS FROM THE PORST

Twinkea Pigs

"Guinea pigs...are Twinkie-shaped chipmunks." ~Goldflakes

It's the Twinkea Pig!

Things that start with B that people don't want to read about:

Bikeuaryfest
Bikebruaryfest
Barchfest
Bikerilfest
Bikeayfest
Bunefest
Bulyfest
Bikeustfest
Biketemberfest
Biketoberfest
Bikevemberfest
Bikecemberfest
Body builder women (hey, I only posted pictures of them)
Bort (Just kidding everyone likes BORT!)

"I really don't like his face. He's one of the ugliest people still living." ~Goldflakes on John Madden

COME ON STEVE HARVEY

I have a secret crush on a boy named BORT

.*~LUV~*.

Just Some Vague Things

Things I see. 

Second Floor Door to Nowhere

I painted eyes on my eyelids to freak out Goldflakes

Goldflakes Harvey sleeping backwards on the edge of her bed

Spagett with a Guinea Pig friend

Turd-Witch decoration in the other hallway. What a wormy old turdwitch. 

Kit-Kat

Sorry this is turning into a weird cat blog.






My roommate, Goldflakes, just voted Whoopi Goldberg "Most Likely to Fart in Public". Because, "well, just look at her."

Greek Love: They could all tolerate the butt-sex because every one of them had a tiny dick.

I got really excited because I saw I had two "followers" but I realized I started following myself.

A lame day.

Cats and Whoopi...

This is sick.



What if this thing purred? Well, it kind of does. It hums like a hummingbird. But I want to hear it purr like a cat. I'll do this soon.

Weird Things

Many years ago, my pal Sam and I saw this kid. He walked around with a backpack and listened to his iPod. He walked past Sam's house, he walked past my house, and once my mom asked me "who is that kid with the backpack and iPod?" Well, we called him the Nomad since he was always walking around. Turned out he was Sam's neighbor, and we secretly figured out his name and such.

WELL remember that guy BRANDON who left me a mysterious COMMENT on my bloggle? Yeah, it's him.


THE WEIRD THING:

I distinctly remember a dream in which I dreamt about this boy bloggling, and boy does he bloggle. Seems a bit mangle-jangled himself.

How do people find my bloggle? And why so strangely? Anyway, HEY KID, mostly the reason I started bloggling in here again was because of that slightly encouraging comment. I am but a speck of Internet.

Well it's 3:21 in the AM and I'm in lunatic mode. Co-Capcom Goldflakes told me to go to sleep because my computer clicks very loudly. But then, "I just made the connection" happened.

So here's the physical weirdness I produced tonight, thanks to the brain of the Boyfriend, who told me to make a "pretty killer".
 

They'd kick me out of kindergarten for drawing this.

Good thing I'm in college now.

And finally, Grand Cat Odalisque.


That's my only son.

NEW! MARMALUNG

CENSORSHIPCENSORSHIPCENSORSHIP


GOLDFLAKES SUCKS

Welcome to the Circus

ARRGGGHHH, ME LUCKY CHARMS!!

I believe this shall be the pus of the Internet.

As Golflakes snaps the glove onto her right hand to prepare for the insemination, I manage to get myself stuck in the 70's, but with blueberry muffin mini-wheats from the future.

Real men wear blouses. I hail from Squander. Real men hail from Squander.

This is what it's all about. The 70's.