Bort

I would like to recognize Bort Valade as an outstanding citizen of the world. I can only hope to one day re-unite and join forces with this nomadic creature.

Here is an original Bort from his series,

"what if you had a party and everyone was dogs"

Dress-up

My cat, Crindee, will not let me dress her. I would like to dress my boyfriend's cat, Muerte.

Here's a nice outfit I've picked out. (from http://www.thesophisticatedcat.com)





So basically, the cat will look like my little cat sister. We shall match.

Also, I never realized how creepy an animal could look if you put it in a hoodie:



Holy cow. Holy CAT.

No wait. Here's a story.
I was working on a project with some kids, when I got a call from my pal Emma who left school last semester. So I was like WOOO EMMA IS IN TOWN!!

Then we saw this dog and she took my picture by it. Apparently it's only a puppy! FREAKISH. The epitome of a mangle-jangled freak. Send it back to Ripley's!!



Unfortunately, I cannot get the photos from the intimate apparel store to send to my computer to my phone. I HATE THIS PHONE.