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Why Does It Have A Vagina?

"She totally looks like a vagina.




Even the little asshole man at the bottom."


 Pun intended.

More Tall Tales

You might recall some tall tales told on this blog before:
http://manglejangles.blogspot.com/2010/03/tall-tales.html


Well, here is another tale of significant height.



The SECRET OF UNCLE RACHEL~~~

This is Uncle Rachel. I gave him life, unfortunately.

Uncle Rachel currently hides his orange nipples beneath his lover, Miss Petunia. 

Uncle Rachel's Secret: the top of his head upside down. WTF IS THAT.

Picture Dump Again

My Favorite Pep-Pep Doll

Oh how I wish I had $12 to spare...

Momcat, the Lumpiest Cat

Me and a Fer't

Waterskies

It's silly when you think you have a great, original idea and then you just end up animating the cover to the red hot chili pepper's Californication.

I, for one, find comfort in knowing there is weird stuff all around us.

I made this for jesus

I Whip My Whip Back and Forth

"The ones that I think will scare me, I just don't enlarge the picture." ~Goldflakes about my artwork

I have been uploading lots of artworks here.
http://www.pa-g.co/index.php?p=view_portfolio&u=117

 

The Goldflake Clown

   Here's some great pictures.

The Corn Pops Meal belonging to Goldflakes.

Joel's Smoke Detector with a weird little goblinface.

Mushroom Truck

Not Quite

http://www.montgomeryschoolsmd.org/schools/oaklandes/mathstudentworkpages/gr4un5page3.html

Thank you, ladies.


Now thank me. Full view!

Fine Literature

Saw this at Books-a-Million today. Just making myself more familiar with contemporary literature.

http://www.amazon.com/Diary-Street-Diva-Ashley-JaQuavis/dp/1601621418/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1292837764&sr=1-6

"Diary of a Street Diva is an urban tale of a young woman lost in the world of sex, money, and mayhem. Keyshawn is a good girl who runs into a bad situation and her story is told through her diary after her death. What would you do if the man of your dreams who you thought was a music executive turned out to be a drug dealer? Would you stay with him and live the life of diva he provides or would you leave and return to your mother streets? That's the question Keyshawn struggles with for almost two years and when she finally makes a decision her life is tragically taken"

http://www.amazon.com/Flexin-Sexin-2-Ashley-Jaquavis/dp/1934230812/ref=sr_1_10?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1292837764&sr=1-10

"This review is from: Flexin & Sexin Volume 2 (Paperback)Flexin' and Sexin' Volume 2 is a must Have in your collection type of book! The stories had me yelling out "Oh My" it was just that steamy. I loved Treasure E. Blue's story Butta Love. Butta love is a must read it is a story about a woman who is bored with her marriage and wants something better from her husband in the bedroom, but when her bestfriend takes her to an exotic club for her birthday where the men do everything to women it starts from there. This story is full of drama, sex, and an ending that will leave you with your mouth wide open! The story by Dashawn Taylor titled The Breath Taker is a great mystery that again will have you on the ride of your life. The standout story in this book is Ashley and Jaquavis' story "Moving Weight" This story is so good with an amazing twist you will be shocked! These stories not only are erotic but the they are thrillers as well and those stories are just the beginning.You should definitely put this book on your list of hot Summer reads!"

Straight from Steve Harvey's Teeth

I can't get over this:

Feature Presentation

And now for our feature presentation:
Killer Purses by Goldflakes (feat. Mangle Jangles as Sally the Russian vampire)

Bort's Report

Something beautiful just happened to Goldflakes.
We'll see it soon.

In other news, Bort says it is raining.
In his heart.

I got done
watching Super High Me
(starring Drog Bonson).

I had one
minute left to spare
before

my crops withered
on Adolt Swom's
Hemp Tycoon.




BLORSTS FROM THE PORST

Twinkea Pigs

"Guinea pigs...are Twinkie-shaped chipmunks." ~Goldflakes

It's the Twinkea Pig!

Bond villain: weekend warrior

Things that start with B that people don't want to read about:

Bikeuaryfest
Bikebruaryfest
Barchfest
Bikerilfest
Bikeayfest
Bunefest
Bulyfest
Bikeustfest
Biketemberfest
Biketoberfest
Bikevemberfest
Bikecemberfest
Body builder women (hey, I only posted pictures of them)
Bort (Just kidding everyone likes BORT!)

"I really don't like his face. He's one of the ugliest people still living." ~Goldflakes on John Madden

COME ON STEVE HARVEY

I have a secret crush on a boy named BORT

.*~LUV~*.

Neti Pot

From www.Toothpastefordinner.com

^^NETI POT.^^

^^NASALINE^^

Oh God, View Large

Bort

I would like to recognize Bort Valade as an outstanding citizen of the world. I can only hope to one day re-unite and join forces with this nomadic creature.

Here is an original Bort from his series,

"what if you had a party and everyone was dogs"

Too Much Time

Fuckin' miracles...how do they work?

Now for some stock photography

How come we don't talk any more?
Probably because of stuff like this:

That is almost exactly how I feel about everyone who lives in Jacksonville, except for all the sluts who go to Crunchy Sunday, because they are sluts, future housewives of 'merica, and there is only so much you can feel for a hussy like that. Amen.

Anyway, I think the director took some hints from this:


Is it possible that St. Vincent will end up a scary owl-based woman, like Tim Tebow's mom? Yes. Do I hope for such things? Absolutely not.

I hope all is well. Are you taking care of yourself? Lots of vitamins? Drink plenty of water? Eating healthy, exercise? Good. Take care of yourself, It's important.