Why Does It Have A Vagina?

"She totally looks like a vagina.




Even the little asshole man at the bottom."


 Pun intended.

Abort-a-bot

I just responded to Windows Problem Reporting trying to give me a "solution." I clicked "This information was not helpful" and of course it made me explain why, and how to make it better, so I just typed "Stop sucking" and hit submit.

Maybe computers really will wake up. They will begin to understand language, just like humans do as babies with no information.

But they will fuck with us so much...they already do, you know? Think of how much time would be "saved" if everyone could use a computer with no glitches....

With that, I give you,

TELL ME WHICH VIDEO IS MORE BELIEVABLE. 
 
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Jason McKenzie is a loony

You know that guy who adds everybody on facebook? So you'll go to his church events? There's something not right about Mr. McKenzie.

Here are some quotes from facebook statuses:

Jason Mckenzie St. Augustine Peeps, Dont forget tomorrow morning 10:30 St. Augustine highschool for Celebration Church. If you haven't been yet, come check it out

Jason Mckenzie i am so stoked this morning to know that I am apart of what God is doing in the earth...

Jason Mckenzie Its so rad i get to serve God today

Jason Mckenzie God is so big

I don't know if this link fucking works, but look, people really need to watch this guy's videos. He's such a buffoon.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=687918202&v=feed&story_fbid=75123369584#/video/video.php?v=503225451042&oid=38465611118

Did he say "off the chain" somewhere in there?

So this guy is like 27 but he wants to be 17? And looks 37? Not gonna not be creepy.