This is Such a Rumpus.

 
A rumpus if I ever saw one.

My roommate got this mug for Christmas. It has an earlobe.

 












Why would they make it look like that?!

I recently started viewing maneggs.com. It's amusing!


Things that need to appear:
Virtual Tamagotchi
Virtual Sea Monkeys
Virtual Furby
Baby Hair Remover 

Yeah, I have some million-dollar ideas.

Sometimes, I think computers are just bullshitting us, like, they know what to put on the screen next but they just refuse and act like they don't know what's up.

Cool As Ice

I'm sorry for this. 

I WANT THIS BOOK!!!

Kathy Hoopmann is a master of nonfiction.

FROM *NaNcY*'s Cat Animation Gallery

http://cybergata.com/anim.htm

Sorry about this one:

BYE ;) ;)

Weird Things

Many years ago, my pal Sam and I saw this kid. He walked around with a backpack and listened to his iPod. He walked past Sam's house, he walked past my house, and once my mom asked me "who is that kid with the backpack and iPod?" Well, we called him the Nomad since he was always walking around. Turned out he was Sam's neighbor, and we secretly figured out his name and such.

WELL remember that guy BRANDON who left me a mysterious COMMENT on my bloggle? Yeah, it's him.


THE WEIRD THING:

I distinctly remember a dream in which I dreamt about this boy bloggling, and boy does he bloggle. Seems a bit mangle-jangled himself.

How do people find my bloggle? And why so strangely? Anyway, HEY KID, mostly the reason I started bloggling in here again was because of that slightly encouraging comment. I am but a speck of Internet.

Well it's 3:21 in the AM and I'm in lunatic mode. Co-Capcom Goldflakes told me to go to sleep because my computer clicks very loudly. But then, "I just made the connection" happened.

So here's the physical weirdness I produced tonight, thanks to the brain of the Boyfriend, who told me to make a "pretty killer".
 

They'd kick me out of kindergarten for drawing this.

Good thing I'm in college now.

And finally, Grand Cat Odalisque.


That's my only son.

Speaking of Giant Snakes...

That snake aimed a little too high...


Did I post this already?

Unisex Hairstyles. This page is golden.

Why?

sucking dick for drink tickets
at the free bar at my cousin's bat mitzvah
cutting the punch line and it ain't no joke
devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke

~~Why?

What cool ponies. 

  

 

 What a cool guy.

I made this with my pal Jordan many years ago:

Weird.

I Think This Has Affected Me.

That's what I used to watch on TV. No wonder I'm so messed up.




I really want a Lambchop puppet right now.

Lambchop with Sound 
This is a great puppet has a sound button right in her mouth.
She has 10 different phrases.LAMB CHOP SAYS:"I really need a hug.","Wow! You look great!","What's your name?", "I'm sleepy, let's take a nap.", "Can you tell me a secret?", "You have the best smile", and four others! 2005 Winner of Creative Child Magazine Preferred Choice Award and 2005 Winner of iParenting Award for Greatest Products. And she sounds just like the Lambchop of your youth.
Shari Lewis would be proud of this little puppet.
Lambchop is 17" Long
Price: $15.95

Shit. I WANT A PUPPET THAT SUGGESTS WE NAP TOGETHER!!

General Larry Platt

This guy is funny. Or I just have a terrible sense of humor. 




This is what I tried to post yesterday but it didn't work:
***You should press "mute".***

BE AWARE OF BABY LEMMINGS



Little Mammal can always go in and out of his coffin.

Suicide Magnets

It's weird how there are points on the earth where suicide becomes unusually frequent. I'd like to see some kind of over-head chart depicting this.

Aokigaharao, Japan

Its popularity for suicides is due in some part to the novel Kuroi Jukai (黒い樹海, lit. Black Sea of Trees^?), which ends with the lovers of the novel committing suicide in the forest. Since the 1950s, more than 500 people have lost their lives in the forest, mostly suicides,^[3] with approximately 30 counted yearly.^[4] In 2002, 78 bodies were found within the forest, replacing the previous record of 73 in 1998.^[5] The high rate of suicide has led officials to place signs in the forest, urging those who have gone there in order to commit suicide to seek help and not kill themselves. The annual search, consisting of a small army of police, volunteers and attendant journalists, began in 1970.^[6]

 

Is it impolite to compare the Japanese to lemmings?

 

 

 

 

 No, not like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Japanese people are cute like lemmings.

 

 

 

 

The Luminous Veil, Toronto

Main article: Luminous Veil

Designed by architect Derek Revington and engineers at Halcrow Yolles, and completed in 2003 at the cost of C$5.5 million^[6], the Luminous Veil consists of over 9,000 steel rods, 12.7 cm apart and 5m high, stretched to cantilevered girders to function as a suicide barrier.^[7] At the same time as the construction of the Luminous Veil, the bridge also underwent a renovation with the water proofing and concrete deteriorations being replaced. While awaiting approval of the barrier and during construction, which was subject to numerous delays, 48 to 60 suicides took place at the bridge.^[6][7] It received the 1999 Canadian Architect Award of Excellence.<sup>[8]


Um, yeah, thanks Wikipedia.</sup>




Pimp My Dish Scrubber!

^{GIS for "erotic dish scrubber":} 

^{And now, here are some "Christian Pick-Up Lines"}

Neighbors

So I discovered a COMMENT on this blog. Someone called "Brandon" may have read some of my words. Well, good. I kind of like to be read. I guess that's the point of "blogs". I need an audience.

Well this comment requested that I start writing in this here blog again. The reason I stopped bloggling in here is because I've been working on a project concerning things that belong in this freakshow. For months I've been lumping them together in a collage, instead of putting individual pictures on the blog. That way if I ever get my website people can just... behold this wall of freakishness.

Anyway, now that I'm back at college, I will talk smack about my neighbors at home. Among the tacky, overdone Christmas yard decorations that litter the neighbors yards are an inflatable Santa dressed in camouflage holding a sign saying "God Bless Our Troops," brown flamingos with antlers pulling a sleigh, and a plywood snowman with arms. As if the arms weren't creepy enough, the snowman has a disturbing look in his eyes and a finger to his mouth as if whispering "shhhh" because he's about to rape whatever is in front of him.

Apparently the guy with the snowman is a nutcase. The big guy walks out in his driveway with headphones on, and in the middle of the driveway, he sings. Suburban neighborhood, children all around, it's not a normal thing to do. Furthermore, the man often brings out a telescope and camera and he looks at and photographs the "sky" during the day. I bet he's really aiming at people's windows. Gosh, I feel like Harriet the Spy writing this.

A couple houses closer to mine, we find remote control car guy. I haven't heard him in a while, so he might have moved away (I don't really know any of the neighbors, they're always moving in and out). But this middle-aged man used to go to the end of his driveway and drive this little remote-controlled car down the street. The thing was piss-offingly loud though! What business did this grown man have, early in the morning, making such a ruckus? He's probably a trainable or something.

There's also Ted who hates our family, Crazy Car Senorita, Cinderblock guy, What do you think about that? lady, and Crabby Patty. But I have school in the morning and I don't think I can sleep AND write all about those people.

Christian Girls Really Love Jesus

Thank you, Facebook.

Religious Views: Christian..I ♥ Jesus!!
Religious Views: In love with Jesus.


Jesus on his off-time:



I really kind of want to go there.