Neighbors

So I discovered a COMMENT on this blog. Someone called "Brandon" may have read some of my words. Well, good. I kind of like to be read. I guess that's the point of "blogs". I need an audience.

Well this comment requested that I start writing in this here blog again. The reason I stopped bloggling in here is because I've been working on a project concerning things that belong in this freakshow. For months I've been lumping them together in a collage, instead of putting individual pictures on the blog. That way if I ever get my website people can just... behold this wall of freakishness.

Anyway, now that I'm back at college, I will talk smack about my neighbors at home. Among the tacky, overdone Christmas yard decorations that litter the neighbors yards are an inflatable Santa dressed in camouflage holding a sign saying "God Bless Our Troops," brown flamingos with antlers pulling a sleigh, and a plywood snowman with arms. As if the arms weren't creepy enough, the snowman has a disturbing look in his eyes and a finger to his mouth as if whispering "shhhh" because he's about to rape whatever is in front of him.

Apparently the guy with the snowman is a nutcase. The big guy walks out in his driveway with headphones on, and in the middle of the driveway, he sings. Suburban neighborhood, children all around, it's not a normal thing to do. Furthermore, the man often brings out a telescope and camera and he looks at and photographs the "sky" during the day. I bet he's really aiming at people's windows. Gosh, I feel like Harriet the Spy writing this.

A couple houses closer to mine, we find remote control car guy. I haven't heard him in a while, so he might have moved away (I don't really know any of the neighbors, they're always moving in and out). But this middle-aged man used to go to the end of his driveway and drive this little remote-controlled car down the street. The thing was piss-offingly loud though! What business did this grown man have, early in the morning, making such a ruckus? He's probably a trainable or something.

There's also Ted who hates our family, Crazy Car Senorita, Cinderblock guy, What do you think about that? lady, and Crabby Patty. But I have school in the morning and I don't think I can sleep AND write all about those people.