I Think This Has Affected Me.

That's what I used to watch on TV. No wonder I'm so messed up.




I really want a Lambchop puppet right now.

Lambchop with Sound 
This is a great puppet has a sound button right in her mouth.
She has 10 different phrases.LAMB CHOP SAYS:"I really need a hug.","Wow! You look great!","What's your name?", "I'm sleepy, let's take a nap.", "Can you tell me a secret?", "You have the best smile", and four others! 2005 Winner of Creative Child Magazine Preferred Choice Award and 2005 Winner of iParenting Award for Greatest Products. And she sounds just like the Lambchop of your youth.
Shari Lewis would be proud of this little puppet.
Lambchop is 17" Long
Price: $15.95

Shit. I WANT A PUPPET THAT SUGGESTS WE NAP TOGETHER!!