Wednesday, April 1, 2009

!0:00 AM, eatin' chocolates, ripping shit off (copy-cate-ing)

I'm starting a band called Black Baby Bandit. Anyone who wants to be in it can be in it. It's basically going to be Bright Eyes, except I'm a "chick", a word that has lost all meaning. Counselors will be writing that in their books on slang analysis. Do you really want that?

This is the pus of the internet. It is a cathartic e-scrapbook, the 'e' stands for experience. The last 'c' in 'cathartic' stands for cheesy. Which is what I am and what I shall eat. Be right back.

!0:!5 AM eatin' cheese. I hope someone appreciates all of this. For some awful reason, I have high hopes.

Maybe it's because I watch so much H.R. Pufnstuf.





And the parody is just as great!




Don't google "frenulum". Well, I didn't know what it was.

In other news, the Roommate is hunting for her "gray" "scarf" I guess. I think she's just preparing for the Insemination. She's speaking in Japanese code.

!0:33 Gotta investigate. Be back later.

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