Phone Memo Application:

 This is the way we slice our meat,

Hannah Palmer said of Mangle Jangles' Circus, "Better than any dog turd you'd find on the sidewalk."

"Albino Uncle" as a band name. Song: "What color is your asshole?"

"Beauty and the Cheesesteak"

and the famous chant...
"Hey, lady! Hey, puppy! Roseanne! Oh, Homey!"

Also on my phone:
A picture of someone's bumper sticker that says "BIRTH..." and then something after it that is probably not "it's what's for dinner."