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Q. Elizabeth

A. Young Hottie

(Not so much.)

Here's our favorite friend, the "Smart Thinker".







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What a beautiful person, who is very cool and sings very well.

wtf? awesome.





If there is Minimalist art, can there be Maximalist art? I guess that's what I'd call my collage.

Remind me that I want a combination funeral involving the practices of the ten religions most likely to send me to a cool place. Is there an opposite of baptism? Or a death counterpart to baptism? Like you go your whole life not believing in anything but when it comes time to die, you convert to a bunch of religions (despite their contradictions) and go through the death rites. This is called increasing your chances of vacation in the event of an apocalypse.

Hail, O ye who give cakes and ale to 

perfect souls in the House of

  Osiris, give ye cakes and ale twice 

each day (in the morning and in

  the evening) to the soul of the 

Osiris Ani, whose word is true

  before the gods, the Lords of Abydos, 

and whose word is true with you.

I am thy kinsman Osiris. I am

[one of] those gods who were

  the children of the goddess Nut, 

who hacked in pieces the enemies of

  Osiris, and who bound in fetters 

the legion of Sebau devils on his behalf. 

My mother conceived me in Tetu, and gave

  birth to me in Tetu. I am with the mourners

[and with] the women who

  tear out their hair and make lament

for Osiris in Taui-Rekhti, proving

  true the words of Osiris before his enemies.

I am with Horus on the day of dressing Teshtesh. 

I look upon the hidden things (the

  mysteries) in Ra-stau. I am the UR-KHERP-HEM 

priest on the day of placing the

  Henu Boat of Seker upon its divine sledge. 

May they make ready for me a seat 

  by the side of the President of the Chiefs; 

may the Nursing-goddesses

  receive me at the seasons, and may I

come forth into the presence of

  Un-Nefer true of word. Cakes and ale

and joints of meat from those

  which are on the altar of Ra shall 

be given unto him, and his

  homestead shall be among the fields 

of the Field of Reeds

  (Sekhet-Aaru), and wheat and barley 

shall be given unto him therein,

  and he shall flourish there even as 

he flourished upon earth. [Abridged.]