Straight from Steve Harvey's Teeth

I can't get over this:

Feature Presentation

And now for our feature presentation:
Killer Purses by Goldflakes (feat. Mangle Jangles as Sally the Russian vampire)

Bort's Report

Something beautiful just happened to Goldflakes.
We'll see it soon.

In other news, Bort says it is raining.
In his heart.

I got done
watching Super High Me
(starring Drog Bonson).

I had one
minute left to spare
before

my crops withered
on Adolt Swom's
Hemp Tycoon.




BLORSTS FROM THE PORST

Twinkea Pigs

"Guinea pigs...are Twinkie-shaped chipmunks." ~Goldflakes

It's the Twinkea Pig!

Bond villain: weekend warrior

Things that start with B that people don't want to read about:

Bikeuaryfest
Bikebruaryfest
Barchfest
Bikerilfest
Bikeayfest
Bunefest
Bulyfest
Bikeustfest
Biketemberfest
Biketoberfest
Bikevemberfest
Bikecemberfest
Body builder women (hey, I only posted pictures of them)
Bort (Just kidding everyone likes BORT!)

"I really don't like his face. He's one of the ugliest people still living." ~Goldflakes on John Madden

COME ON STEVE HARVEY

I have a secret crush on a boy named BORT

.*~LUV~*.

Neti Pot

From www.Toothpastefordinner.com

^^NETI POT.^^

^^NASALINE^^

Oh God, View Large

Bort

I would like to recognize Bort Valade as an outstanding citizen of the world. I can only hope to one day re-unite and join forces with this nomadic creature.

Here is an original Bort from his series,

"what if you had a party and everyone was dogs"

Too Much Time

Fuckin' miracles...how do they work?