Bort's Report

Something beautiful just happened to Goldflakes.
We'll see it soon.

In other news, Bort says it is raining.
In his heart.

I got done
watching Super High Me
(starring Drog Bonson).

I had one
minute left to spare
before

my crops withered
on Adolt Swom's
Hemp Tycoon.




BLORSTS FROM THE PORST

Things that start with B that people don't want to read about:

Bikeuaryfest
Bikebruaryfest
Barchfest
Bikerilfest
Bikeayfest
Bunefest
Bulyfest
Bikeustfest
Biketemberfest
Biketoberfest
Bikevemberfest
Bikecemberfest
Body builder women (hey, I only posted pictures of them)
Bort (Just kidding everyone likes BORT!)

"I really don't like his face. He's one of the ugliest people still living." ~Goldflakes on John Madden

COME ON STEVE HARVEY

I have a secret crush on a boy named BORT

.*~LUV~*.

Bort

I would like to recognize Bort Valade as an outstanding citizen of the world. I can only hope to one day re-unite and join forces with this nomadic creature.

Here is an original Bort from his series,

"what if you had a party and everyone was dogs"