Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts

Friday, February 26, 2010

Unblogglably Bad

Q. Elizabeth

A. Young Hottie















(Not so much.)











Here's our favorite friend, the "Smart Thinker".







POOR QUALITY BLOG

Let's make this better.



What a beautiful person, who is very cool and sings very well.



wtf? awesome.





If there is Minimalist art, can there be Maximalist art? I guess that's what I'd call my collage.

Remind me that I want a combination funeral involving the practices of the ten religions most likely to send me to a cool place. Is there an opposite of baptism? Or a death counterpart to baptism? Like you go your whole life not believing in anything but when it comes time to die, you convert to a bunch of religions (despite their contradictions) and go through the death rites. This is called increasing your chances of vacation in the event of an apocalypse.




Hail, O ye who give cakes and ale to 
perfect souls in the House of

  Osiris, give ye cakes and ale twice 
each day (in the morning and in

  the evening) to the soul of the 
Osiris Ani, whose word is true

  before the gods, the Lords of Abydos, 
and whose word is true with you.