Black t-shirts with white lettering

With the stupid sayings. I want to bring those back in style. I never actually owned a proper one. Perhaps if people began to wear them *gasp* ironically, they will become so ironically ironic that the irony BLEEHEEBEHELEE

Sorry, here is what I mean:







Ondar really needs to do a duet with Enya.


...SORRY, I'm just being INTERRUPTED by this girl's BOOBS.







Okay, sorry. Here are the last two freaks of the night:

Once you've been tagged,

...you are supposed to write a note completing the 36 "I’ve come to realize." At the end, choose the friends you want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you or I knew you way back when and am interested in what life has taught you!!

^^^ Wha...how far have normal standards fallen to allow such a string of meaninglessness?

Irony really does trump everything. Especially Irony.




I saw this and thought "everything about this is awkward".

Children's television

I don't care what anyone says, intoxicated or not, children's television shows are fascinating. It's bizarre to me that this is stuff adults come up with, and this is what they think pre-schoolers like to watch. I guess they're doing something right, though, if these shows are still on.


Speaking of bizarre,

Super Scarring

The Internet: Freaks lurking around every corner.

I was searching for a coloring page to mess with in mspaint. Three links into my search I'm already looking at this slice of creepy...behold, Super Stolie:



It hasn't been THAT long since I was a child...and I think I remember enough about it to speak for the majority of children (not raised by Mama Sunshine) when I say
NO KID WANTS TO SEE:
a shitty home webcam video
of a mentally delayed adult
(who isn't even in costume)
flailing about and blinking at them
whilst singing in a horrifying voice
a song about a most frightening insect
that is just sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot".


More here.

Disturbating

I guess I'll start collecting weird on this web-log again.



Basically I decided that this thing is the robot equivalent of the Goddess Bunny tap dancing video...in terms of creepy level.

Goddess Bunny is also a nice segue to my next weird because he/she/it is in a Joel-Peter Witkin photo...yayyyyyy...what?

Really, who thinks of this stuff? It's like Raisin Brahms-good. I'll skip the cadaver photos.



Gonna go eat an apple.