Summar Gurls by LFO (Let's FOrget)

As I conquer my Internet territory little by little, I can only hope the sun will one day never set upon my beautiful, tiny empire.

My milky lens has popped out!






Oh sorry about the Rasputin leak. Back in your room, Grigori.



Here's some more pictures.

Female Bodybuilder Day

I officially proclaim today Female Bodybuilder Day. It's like Halloween, but scarier and without the candy. Or we could make it a candy holiday. Whatever. It's just unpleasant. 

I'm sorry

But I know you like it:
LOOK AT ME
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Tall Tales Part II

Old Danny Coonhat(back row) advocated integration of races. See how he juxtaposes this sassy Native American next to his ginger wife and Aryan Pirate Boy.

ATTN:


THIS BLOGGLE IS BEING INTERRUPTED BY:

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Computers are Made of Magic

Tall Tales

Abraham Lincoln was a giant president. He had a big blue ox named Babe. It was a musk ox. Like all musk oxen, Babe hated her life.

~CREAMY HORNS~

 

  

It is a well-known fact that Abraham Lincoln had to live in a very tiny house, made of Lincoln Logs, his namesake. Lincoln was in fact enslaved by his step-father, Mohammad Lincoln, founder of Lincoln Logs Co. 

~TO BE CONTINUED~

Mantis Mantits

 Once I played the "Helen Keller" card with the "Touchy-Feely" adjective in a game of Apples to Apples.

 The elusive Helen Keller goes by many names. 

HELLEN KELER. HELEN KELLLER. ELLEN DEGENERES. ELLEN DEGENITALS. ELLEN DEGENERATE 

 (sarcastic) HELEN KELLER QUOTES: 

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us. Well, I can look at a door forever, but I'm never going to see anything."

“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. Not much can be done without sight and hearing, either.”

“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. I wouldn't know the difference.” 

“Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadow. Go on, stare directly into the sun.”

 

Apocalyspe

 This is clearly a black woman in whiteface. Band name: Mammies in Whiteface. Sorry.


SURVIVING AN ATTACK:


After the initial attack, fallout can linger for months. Fortunately, it only takes 5 inches of steel, 16 inches of brick, 2 feet of packed earth, or 3 feet of water to protect against radioactive fallout.
Love,
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Remember ready.gov when it had these pictures?

Harvest of Hope

Somebody just threw a bra onstage.

Wow

Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Brilliant