Black t-shirts with white lettering

With the stupid sayings. I want to bring those back in style. I never actually owned a proper one. Perhaps if people began to wear them *gasp* ironically, they will become so ironically ironic that the irony BLEEHEEBEHELEE

Sorry, here is what I mean:







Ondar really needs to do a duet with Enya.


...SORRY, I'm just being INTERRUPTED by this girl's BOOBS.







Okay, sorry. Here are the last two freaks of the night:

Once you've been tagged,

...you are supposed to write a note completing the 36 "I’ve come to realize." At the end, choose the friends you want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you or I knew you way back when and am interested in what life has taught you!!

^^^ Wha...how far have normal standards fallen to allow such a string of meaninglessness?

Irony really does trump everything. Especially Irony.




I saw this and thought "everything about this is awkward".

Children's television

I don't care what anyone says, intoxicated or not, children's television shows are fascinating. It's bizarre to me that this is stuff adults come up with, and this is what they think pre-schoolers like to watch. I guess they're doing something right, though, if these shows are still on.


Speaking of bizarre,

Super Scarring

The Internet: Freaks lurking around every corner.

I was searching for a coloring page to mess with in mspaint. Three links into my search I'm already looking at this slice of creepy...behold, Super Stolie:



It hasn't been THAT long since I was a child...and I think I remember enough about it to speak for the majority of children (not raised by Mama Sunshine) when I say
NO KID WANTS TO SEE:
a shitty home webcam video
of a mentally delayed adult
(who isn't even in costume)
flailing about and blinking at them
whilst singing in a horrifying voice
a song about a most frightening insect
that is just sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot".


More here.

Disturbating

I guess I'll start collecting weird on this web-log again.



Basically I decided that this thing is the robot equivalent of the Goddess Bunny tap dancing video...in terms of creepy level.

Goddess Bunny is also a nice segue to my next weird because he/she/it is in a Joel-Peter Witkin photo...yayyyyyy...what?

Really, who thinks of this stuff? It's like Raisin Brahms-good. I'll skip the cadaver photos.



Gonna go eat an apple.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN NIGHT: TONIGHT AND TONIGHT ONLY!

From "The Office":



goldflakes (1:35:14 PM): it would be cool if just for the sake or role call in school, a parent names their kid: Niggerfaggot.
goldflakes (1:35:25 PM): its pronounced Tom

FREAKS AND GEEKS

This show is my life. "Embedding disabled by request", but this apparently links to a playlist of the first part of the first episode of Freaks and Geeks.



BEAUTIFUL. This show is brilliant. 1980, what a tender year. I love the transition from the 70's to the 80's. This is what the old pictures of my brothers look like. I bet they were all up in this show.

Dress-up

My cat, Crindee, will not let me dress her. I would like to dress my boyfriend's cat, Muerte.

Here's a nice outfit I've picked out. (from http://www.thesophisticatedcat.com)





So basically, the cat will look like my little cat sister. We shall match.

Also, I never realized how creepy an animal could look if you put it in a hoodie:



Holy cow. Holy CAT.

No wait. Here's a story.
I was working on a project with some kids, when I got a call from my pal Emma who left school last semester. So I was like WOOO EMMA IS IN TOWN!!

Then we saw this dog and she took my picture by it. Apparently it's only a puppy! FREAKISH. The epitome of a mangle-jangled freak. Send it back to Ripley's!!



Unfortunately, I cannot get the photos from the intimate apparel store to send to my computer to my phone. I HATE THIS PHONE.

i am trying to be coherent yet expansive, as i am vast

NOW went away at 1:13:25 PM.
Illinoisemaker (7:02:49 PM): joel
NOW (7:03:03 PM): yes
Illinoisemaker (7:03:05 PM): ihave found you
NOW (7:03:17 PM): you have. how about that!
Illinoisemaker (7:03:22 PM): i have never been this fucked up
NOW (7:03:33 PM): but you're typing just fine
Illinoisemaker (7:03:41 PM): part of me is okay
Illinoisemaker (7:03:44 PM): this is hard
Illinoisemaker (7:03:47 PM): i have hiccups
Illinoisemaker (7:04:19 PM): i dont want reality to come back
Illinoisemaker (7:04:31 PM): i want to tell you my secret
NOW (7:05:13 PM): you and your secrets.
NOW (7:05:32 PM): are you sure you don't want to wait until you're head is a little more clear?
Illinoisemaker (7:05:39 PM): yeah
Illinoisemaker (7:05:48 PM): i want to wait
Illinoisemaker (7:06:06 PM): i threw up a lot
NOW (7:06:24 PM): that sucks. drugs tend to do that...
Illinoisemaker (7:06:51 PM): i just want hiccups to go away
NOW (7:07:41 PM): try holding your breath?
Illinoisemaker (7:08:16 PM): i wanna be with you
NOW (7:09:30 PM): perhaps later?
Illinoisemaker (7:09:42 PM): ok
Illinoisemaker (7:09:54 PM): i'm just scared
Illinoisemaker (7:10:04 PM): of reality
Illinoisemaker (7:10:06 PM): and drugs
Illinoisemaker (7:10:07 PM): and both
NOW (7:11:35 PM): in general, or just because of the trip?
Illinoisemaker (7:11:46 PM): trip
Illinoisemaker (7:13:21 PM): l am in a dream
Illinoisemaker (7:13:32 PM): I am weary
Illinoisemaker (7:14:01 PM): I am in a black hole
NOW (7:14:10 PM): hmm
NOW (7:14:19 PM): at least you didn't do ketamine
Illinoisemaker (7:14:36 PM): what is that
NOW (7:14:55 PM): a tranqualizer, i think
NOW (7:14:57 PM): for animals
NOW (7:15:02 PM): "special K"...
Illinoisemaker (7:15:04 PM): ohhh
NOW (7:15:28 PM): when you take it, you drop into the K hole
Illinoisemaker (7:15:52 PM): yes
NOW (7:16:26 PM): http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/ketamine/ketamine.shtml
Illinoisemaker (7:19:45 PM): shit is crazy
Illinoisemaker (7:20:42 PM): life is a big piece of artwork
NOW (7:21:00 PM): hm
NOW (7:21:09 PM): how long ago did you take that stuff?
Illinoisemaker (7:21:26 PM): 4:30
NOW (7:30:05 PM): ah. sorry, my brain is not on today
Illinoisemaker (7:36:09 PM): nor is mine
Illinoisemaker (7:53:59 PM): giyhglh
NOW (7:54:12 PM): oh?
Illinoisemaker (7:54:43 PM): i am lost
Illinoisemaker (7:54:55 PM): in myself
Illinoisemaker (7:56:20 PM): i am so confused
NOW (7:56:24 PM): maybe you need to focus on other things?
Illinoisemaker (7:56:41 PM): i just want to not exist
Illinoisemaker (7:56:51 PM): or be with you
NOW (7:56:53 PM): noooo
NOW (7:56:56 PM): please exist
Illinoisemaker (7:57:01 PM): i do
Illinoisemaker (7:57:18 PM): i want you near me
Illinoisemaker (7:58:22 PM): i'm sick of life
Illinoisemaker (7:58:26 PM): i just want to be
NOW (8:00:02 PM): well, then be. if you can't change things, you can at least change your approach or your outlook...
Illinoisemaker (8:00:27 PM): i look out
Illinoisemaker (8:00:39 PM): i see you
NOW (8:01:45 PM): my mind is fried right now
Illinoisemaker (8:01:52 PM): why
NOW (8:02:03 PM): I need to get back to my music but I just can't seem to think clearly or much at all
NOW (8:02:11 PM): I'm not really sure
Illinoisemaker (8:02:32 PM): we must unite
Illinoisemaker (8:02:39 PM): unify
Illinoisemaker (8:02:51 PM): make right from wrong\
NOW (8:04:08 PM): oh, how so?
Illinoisemaker (8:05:22 PM): i will tell you in person
NOW (8:05:27 PM): hm
NOW (8:06:08 PM): you're just trying to get me to come pick you up, aren't you
Illinoisemaker (8:06:34 PM): i have absolutely no motives
NOW (8:06:45 PM): orly?
Illinoisemaker (8:06:49 PM): yeah
NOW (8:06:51 PM): not even one?
Illinoisemaker (8:07:01 PM): except that i have to tell you the secret
NOW (8:07:16 PM): right. how big of a secret is this?
Illinoisemaker (8:07:37 PM): i think you know it
NOW (8:07:54 PM): well it wouldn't be much of a secret
NOW (8:07:57 PM): if i knew it
Illinoisemaker (8:08:05 PM): i haven't spoken it
NOW (8:08:09 PM): true
Illinoisemaker (8:09:38 PM): i'm frightened
NOW (8:09:48 PM): of what?
Illinoisemaker (8:10:18 PM): my future
NOW (8:11:10 PM): just by knowing what to do with it, or something in particular that you're anticipating?
Illinoisemaker (8:11:54 PM): i am afraid of upcoming events and also the unknown
NOW (8:12:21 PM): hmm
NOW (8:12:26 PM): care to elaborate?
NOW (8:12:45 PM): or should I ask later?
Illinoisemaker (8:13:32 PM): the end of school. summer. the end of this trip. reality approaching. telling my parents. getting help. figuring things out. returning to the real world.

I believe in Joanna Newsom. She is some sort of goddess, and she's plainly real.

She's so beautiful!!

So is this song:
http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic8/music/rq6z4u_W/sunny-day-real-estate-song-about-an-angel-album/

Man:
So I say
Still away
Sleep close my eyes
An image of
Your face
Traced in white sand
Underneath
Undefined
I lay down
With arms outstreched
I embrace the fall

And all the time
I tried
To let you know
Discomfort comes clearly

Sometimes you see right through me

Angel:
Words, words
You're married to that
You're married to that
You're married to your pain

Man:
Although you hit me hard
I come back
The earth cries
And I call
On the inside
Running behind
Which one will I face?
Running behind
Which one will I...

Angel:
Thin comfort
In what I say
My back is turned
I halo my soul
For a while
And all the time
I tried
To let you know
Discomfort
Comes clearly
When I shout

Man:
Sometimes you see right through me

Angel:
Words, words
You're married to that
You're married to that
You're married to your pain

Man:
Although you hit me hard
I come back
The earth cries
And I fall
On the inside
Running behind
Which one will I face?
Running behind
Which one will I...

And here's a frightening video from Bat For Lashes:



So the other night I ate at Taco Bell with my boyfriend. Who goes to Taco Bell in the evening?
1. Cookie-cutter families whose children and beefy teens wear baseball uniforms in public.
2. A large Indian family.
3. Hispanic family in which at least two members were wearing cowboy boots with legit spurs.
4. A horrifying woman in her 50s with bleached, spiked hair and a tiny black dress with long sleeves.
5. Us.