You're differential!

You know, I love some creepy things, especially when they're easily accessed.


And you know, the real max headroom was amazing, and I wish anything like this was still on TV. Is superjail still on?


Or maybe I'm just a sucker for bad puns?

All Computers are Autistic

In keeping with the circus policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts, and in living color, you are going to see Christine Chubbuck, who killed herself because she had a Hitler mustache.

Sorry girl, we all wanna see your video.












No, not yours, Tim Tebow's mom. You're a scary owl woman.

 

At least there was Craig Ewert.

He was a lot like Eeyore in his last months.

Why does Pooh's front door say "Mr Sanderz"??? 

One time, I said "Sanchez. Mr. Sanchez. Pooh Sanchez."

call security on the contestant

Criminal Literaturism

So I was at my friend Ben's house last night and he had this drink cup from Great Wraps (the food place with the scariest mascot ever).

It's the wrinkled elf-man.
Check out that kid, too.


 ANYWAY...

The only thing stranger than the phallic logo...

...is the "wrap" on the back.









"Fill it. Fold it. Roll it. LOVE it!"

Boyfrand

Hear ye, hear ye!

Come one, come all, step right up!

All ye millions who doth readeth me bloggle, I do decree that I hath granted me boyfrand to post upon my good bloggle. Share the wealth!

He maketh thee best eggeths of scrambleton in all ye merry world!

Bon-joor- no

Kit-Kat

Sorry this is turning into a weird cat blog.






My roommate, Goldflakes, just voted Whoopi Goldberg "Most Likely to Fart in Public". Because, "well, just look at her."

Greek Love: They could all tolerate the butt-sex because every one of them had a tiny dick.

I got really excited because I saw I had two "followers" but I realized I started following myself.

A lame day.

Cats and Whoopi...

This is sick.



What if this thing purred? Well, it kind of does. It hums like a hummingbird. But I want to hear it purr like a cat. I'll do this soon.

More Cat Clothes

I want to dress my boyfriend's cat as a prince. Here is an artist's rendering of what Merty would look like:

Atta boy, Mertz!

from thesophisticatedcat.com:

Merty needs some of these:

 

 

 OLD MAN MERDY!!!

It would be mean not to buy this for him.

YES!!!

This is Such a Rumpus.

 
A rumpus if I ever saw one.

My roommate got this mug for Christmas. It has an earlobe.

 












Why would they make it look like that?!

I recently started viewing maneggs.com. It's amusing!


Things that need to appear:
Virtual Tamagotchi
Virtual Sea Monkeys
Virtual Furby
Baby Hair Remover 

Yeah, I have some million-dollar ideas.

Sometimes, I think computers are just bullshitting us, like, they know what to put on the screen next but they just refuse and act like they don't know what's up.

Cool As Ice

I'm sorry for this. 

I WANT THIS BOOK!!!

Kathy Hoopmann is a master of nonfiction.